Monday, June 26, 2017

Message to the White House

Dear Melania, Greetings,

I have a recent photo of you sitting in a chair in Saudi Arabia.  You look elegant and give off powerful vibes.  It prompted me to think of the following.

To my knowledge you come from a small farming village in Europe.  Hence in order to be compatible with Donald you had to be taught the traits of a Lady such as which fork to use and when, just like Katherine Hepburn in "My Fair Lady".  Now I heard that when they finally started to teach you how to sit like a proper Lady you got fed-up and said "I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SIT, my dog taught me".  I hope you enjoy the humor.  When I was screaming in pain in the ER they kept telling me to roll over so they could see the wound.  But the mattress on the gurney made it hard to roll over against gravity, so I said "I know how to roll over, my dog taught me".

I had another joke but am in pain and forgot it.  I sure wish I could get an answer about getting an advisory position.  I have been jobless since 1979 but am more than qualified.  I am on all search engines & Google Images but Bing has the correct URL for my eBook.  My whole life is ruined but I hope to earn a retirement out of poverty by age 73 after just one Trump term.  Afterward I can consult remotely for his second term.  I came very close to asking the Mafia to tie me to a chair and inject me with heroin, Digitalis or Seconol and maybe punch me in the face so it looked like murder.  Otherwise my insurance won't pay for a graveside burial.  My name is on the family stone and I want to be with the only family that loved me.  I would also like to be in a good hospital for maybe 2 weeks, like Bethesda Naval, with my eyes bandaged and a lot of medicine in them.  All I need is headphones with good jazz and classical music to keep my mind busy while in the dark.  It has been so bad that I was blinking the one eye I could open to see through the puss and finish my post.  Twice I was screaming in an ambulance and 3 days in a row I went to the ER with lesser pain.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

I have a World of Friends, but locally in MY TOWN it is hard to get the slightest bit of help

Jen Nicole No offense but id laugh too if someone asked for help (in a post very very hard to understand) and then had the gall to threaten the first person who comments something. 

I'm so tired of people trying to play the victim card then be a asshole when something didn't go their way. 
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May 24 at 5:41am
Jason Scott Dude has pills he shouldnt be taking or something?...
I prefer the term redneck myself
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May 24 at 8:09am
Jason Scott And a threat?? Keyboard warrior perhaps?
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May 24 at 8:10am
Annette Frailey Lynch don't leytthe door hit your behind on the way out. shame on you.
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May 24 at 11:04am
Melonie Kinkade Why is he freaking out?
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May 24 at 5:44pm
Bryce Sneddon Bye felisha.
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May 27 at 7:35pm
Mike Matzker In a hick town good song
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Danny Stafford I guess he hasn't left the hick group yet...
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Jason Scott Well, i like being a hick...

Monday, June 12, 2017


Very Important ! Please pass this on URGENT News from Glen Eagles Hospital URGENT !!!!! Seven women have died after inhaling a free perfume sample that was mailed to them. The product was poisonous . If you receive free samples in the mail such as lotions, perfumes, diapers etc. throw them away . The terrorists new ideas. Send this to all your friends and family members. Diane J. Ford Office of the Chief of Police Office of Risk Management 101 M Street , SW Washington , DC,
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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

This Hurts

For ALL my Officer friends, past and present!!!
Police Officers
.. I have pulled dead, mangled bodies from cars..
I have lied to people as they were dying.
I said you are going to be fine as I held their hand and watched the life fade out.
I have held dying babies. Bought lunch for people who were mentally ill and haven't eaten in a while.
I have had people try to stab me. Fought with men trying to shoot me.
Ben attacked by women who have had the shit kicked out of them by their husband as I was arresting him.
I have held towels on bullet wounds.
Done CPR when I knew it wouldn't help just to make family members feel better.
I have torn down doors, fought in drug houses. Chased fugitives though the woods.
I have been in high speed car chases.
Foot chases across an interstate during rush hour traffic.
I have been in crashes. Been squeezing the trigger about to kill a man when they came to their senses and stopped. Waded through large angry crowds by myself. Drove like a mad man to help a fellow officer. Let little kids who don't have much sit in my patrol car and pretend they are a cop for their birthday.
I have taken a lot of people to jail. Given many breaks. Prayed for people I don't even know. Yes and at times I have been "violent" when I had to be. I have been kind when I could..
I admit I have drove to some dark place and cried by myself when I was overwhelmed.
 I have missed Christmas and other holidays more than I wanted too.
Every cop I know has done all these things and more for lousy pay, suckie hours and a short life expectancy. We don't want your pity, I don't care for your respect. Just let us do our jobs without killing us.. please.
Thank you